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whoredinarygirl:

how do people do their homework immediately after they get home? i need at least 3 hours before i can even think about touching my backpack

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saikorashii:

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drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

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mirayama:

FMA meme: → Day 2: favorite female characters (because how could I choose)

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toon-link-1210:

Some of my favorite Wind Waker Manga pages.

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nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

That fact isn’t very fun

well its fun to tell people who say obama is ruining the country that they don’t know jack shit about the government’s system. “Hey, do you know how the US government works? You know, that system, checks and balances, where no one person or branch has all the power? Yeah?, then how is obama the one ruining the country, where the system is made so he isn’t. Quit blaming one person.”

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“I won’t meet a girl like you again throughout this lifetime.” | for anon

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

notchicken:

chekhov:

It’s -10 outside please stop wearing basketball shorts. We get It you’re straight

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hello-cloudy:

Rose Strider systematically kicks her bro’s ass thanks to her ironic interest in Dark Arts.

More HSWC!

Prompt:
Remember when Bro ended up with Rose’s meteor instead of Dave’s? And how she grew up to match him snark for snark, blow for blow, ironic stunt for stunt? And who could forget the eldritch smuppets?