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swacealmohnds:

mitunacuptor:

I was minding my own buisness in class today when I hear my friend tell me “our lips just touched” and I was really confused because my lips did not touch hers at all so I look over to her and she had our two lip balms uncapped touching each other. She also always had plastic spoons with her telling people she wants to spoon them

She keeps waiting till I leave my room and threatens to do something to my big stuffed bunny and then winking at it or blowing kisses

Haha omg she is one of a kind :p

6stronghands:

howunpleasant:

friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”

dealbreaker for sure (besides, you know, the utter lack of sexual attraction)

(Source: howunpleasant-moved)

talk-birdy-to-me:

blurds:

godtie:

talk-birdy-to-me:

very cute QUAIL making QUAIL NOISES

IIM TEARING UP I LOVE QUAILS SO MMUUCH

when you so round and muff that e at most meal for more articulated creature but yet sit on chair like sticky puffgob

when you ask and ask most loudsome plaint ask and no words so, with reflexive chucklesob shake e golden vomit mane and in reply may fluff and shake-stack, fucking foodstuff boob

when you wall-eye stare not for want or slack but for shape of prey skull, idiot lustsome design for drab swayback egg lay, why for egg-lay again, again worms and egg-lay for why, but still see threat twice like broken stereogram and they wolf-paw anyway

then welcome

o quail welcome

in blue jam

what

(Source: hattubel)

yourfatherisahamster:

toji-suzuhara:

why is annie the nose of the series like

image

mike zacharius.

why is bertholdt the skyscraper of the series when

image

mike zacharius.

kotarothetwilightninja sent:
Dear Papa Erwin, are you and Levi together? (I love your blog!)

papaerwin:

Not at the moment, he stormed out and took the eyebrows I made!

… He’s probably wearing them right now! :-(

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

(Source: afterstories)

wingedkuriboh300:

ちまとめ3【腐有】
Pixiv ID: 42958695
Member: 国産黒酢

askaheichou:

Happy Easter Pomelo

((I need to get PS on my laptop, the blacks always flicker oddly…))

animeoffthewall:

Classic Hitachiin Twins doing what they do best: mischief >=)

majortvjunkie:

college

(Source: College Humor)

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

(Source: collegeshoujo)

frankoceans:

hauteinnocence:

a-cidlife:

kianlawley:

amoureuux:

blooberrykari:

OH MY GOD WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THIS IS THE MOST INGENIOUS PERSON ALIVE THANK YOU

hey ur welcome!!!!!!

not gay but i fully support gay marriage, do what makes you happy & dont let anybody take that away from you <3

I support gay marriage 100% (I’m not gay)
I’m doing a essay for English about gay rights & I’m going to put this in there!

best quote on tumblr 

I’m obsessed with this